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Frances Burke, Countess of Clanricarde, Dowager Countess of Essex was an English noblewoman. The daughter of Sir Francis Walsingham, Elizabeth I's Secretary of State, she became the wife of Sir Philip Sidney at age 16. Her second husband was Queen Elizabeth's favourite, Robert Devereaux, Earl of Essex, with whom she had five children. Two years after his execution in 1601, she married Richard Burke, Earl of Clanricarde, and went to live with him in Ireland.
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Ali Asghar Asiabari is an Iranian karateka. He won the silver medal in the men's kumite 75 kg event at the 2017 World Games in Wrocław, Poland. He won the silver medal in the men's 75 kg event at the 2021 Islamic Solidarity Games held in Konya, Turkey.
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