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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}

{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}

{"fact":"There are up to 60 million feral cats in the United States alone.","length":65}

{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats do not need to blink their eyes on a regular basis to keep their eyes lubricated.","length":101}

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{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}

{"fact":"Not every cat gets \\high\\\" from catnip. Whether or not a cat responds to it depends upon a recessive gene: no gene\"","length":115}

{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}

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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It\u2019s worse because they don\u2019t see color as well as humans do. Scientists believe grass appears red to cats.","length":256}

{"fact":"The first commercially cloned pet was a cat named \"Little Nicky.\" He cost his owner $50,000, making him one of the most expensive cats ever.","length":140}

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